March 2012
“I think that it is very poor for the world to have only two genders, when there...”
– my old Swedish teacher (via exorcistor)
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
You know, I try to be nice. I try not to say anything to you, but you’re such a fucking cunt. You give everyone an attitude, you’re mean, you’re nasty, and you’re two faced. What are you going to do, beat me up? You even threaten to lay a hand on me, and I’ll call the cops, you’re probably familiar with jail. How about you be fucking nice to people, instead of...
February 2012
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
jusquici-toutvabien:
mishatrollinssss started following you
I can see that you came for the Supernatural. :) Welcome to my blog!
wellalright:
just realized that whenever someone comes into my room my first reaction is to immediately minimize the window on my screen even if it’s like a word document or something. what a weird reflex to have. i always look like i’m just staring at my desktop.
Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything
Me: Everything hurts
Doctor: Whe-
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people